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  5. By Far I will say CHUCK NORRRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ROCK ON CHUCK!

  6. I’ll take team conserv. I think Chuck Norris might be the only one who could kill Fifty cent.

    Seldon- um you should read a history book Lincoln was a republican.

  13. Hilarious choices. But, bottom line. Who would i rather have on my side in a fire fight? Obama? Yes. George W. Bush? No. He’d go AWOL

  15. Grant all the way.

    ~wants.to.enlist.
    question– only if we agree with your political leanings, are we awarded the ten points? just a thought.

  16. With the arsenal of weapons that I have in my house, and among my circle of friends… I don’t need any of them. Chances are, we won’t fire a shot. One good slap in the face and those liberal pansies will lay there and cry for their ACLU lawyers.

    Given your choices, I’m going with the conservative team.

  22. the only one on the list worth his weight in poo is chuck norris. you put the great drunk grant on team conserv?????? what were you thinking? were you thinking? im a conservative and i dont like grant.

  24. Considering that 50cent has a good stash of firearms and President Grant is dead, it looks like Team C will get shot to pieces.

  26. Don’t know about Dennis Miller, but Chuck Norris is one dude you’d have to be nuts to mess with. George Clooney? He is so full of himself. A real loser!

    Actually, I’d prefer to have Misters Smith and Wesson by my side.

  27. President Grant – Dead
    Hank Williams Jr – Beat up a waitress, what a big strong man *vomit*
    Chuck Norris – Lost to Bruce Lee
    Dennis Miller – What, is he supposed to make his enemies go to sleep or something?

    Real crack team you got there, Chief.

    Everyone sane would actually feel safer with Team Lib.

    BTW, Team Conserv would also include Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney, and we all know how well they can fight… HAHAHA!

  28. on a good day chuck norris, on a bad day Dennis miller. At least he could make me laugh.(TEAM CONSERVE)

    PEEWEE HERMAN LOL

  29. If there was a time machine my top picks would be General Robert E. Lee, General Thomas Jackson, General JEB Stuart, and Albert Einstien, Nikola Tesla and my father.

  30. KURT RUSSEL KILLS ALL ESPECIALLY CHUCK NORRIS
    CHUCK NORRIS MAY HAVE ANOTHER FIST ON HIS CHIN BUT KURT CAN STOP TIME TELEPORT BLOW PEOPLE UP WITHOUT ANYONE ASKING QUESTIONS KILL A SHAPE SHIFTING MONSTER KILL ISSAC HAYS RUN OVER PEOPLE WITH A CAR BUDDY COP WITH STALONE MAKE PEOPLE INFLATE THROW KNIVES THROWN AT HIM INTO THE THROWERS FOREHEAD DRIVE A TRUCK SWING ON A ROPE DESTROY ANYONE OR ANYTHING
    CHUCK NORRIS WISHES HE COULD BE HALF THE MAN KURT RUSSEL IS

  33. What freedom are you speaking of?
    I’ve heard of such a thing but legend has it that the last remnants were lost forever sometime in Nov. 1963.

    Anyhow seeing how your liberal list definitely has bigger, better guns not to mention much more cash at hand, I’m gonna have to go Team Liberal all the way. It’s a shame you left Arnold off the Conservative list.

  34. I thought the answer was quite obvious.

    Sure, I want people like Stephen Spielberg, Jeffrey Katzenberg, David Geffen, Michael Eisner, Rob Reiner, and other noted Hollywood-type liberals on my side.

    Those guys are a fearsome bunch, you think? Very intimidating indeed. I might as well give a call to the French.

  35. President Grant is dead.
    Hank is an alcoholic old guy.
    Chuck is a washed-up old “action figure”,who relied on stuntmen.
    Dennis is not funny,unless you like ‘ni–er’ jokes.

    President Obama is the President.
    Fifty Cent is a brilliant artist as well as a clever businessman.
    George is a great actor with a social conscience.
    PeeWee was a fictional character in a children’s show,but was smarter than the average con.
    You lose.
    What else ya got?

  36. Well lets see, Obama would get shot in the rear as he bowed down to the enemy, Fiti Cent, though I am sure he has his guns, as a punk gangsta he couldn’t shoot straight, GC no idea and Peewee would be stuck in the movie theater with his hands in his drawers.

    U.S. Grant, led the Union Army during the Civil War and though neither the best General or President would most likely do a good job, HW and DM, no clue, and Ole Chuck even though he is a movie star he is an accomplished fighter in his own right.

    On top of that, since liberals have a tendency to cut and run when they don’t get their way or start name calling and talking tuff instead of acting, I’d have to side with Team Conservative.

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